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Man's Poorness for Sale

Item number: 330037779221
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Winning bid: US $12.50 

Ended: Oct-19-06 19:01:12 PDT
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Item location: Clarinda, Iowa, United States
History: 28 bids
Winning bidder: ryguy5995( 125Feedback score is 100 to 499)

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Starting time: Oct-09-06 19:01:12 PDT
Starting bid: US $0.28
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Seller: kersh82( 12Feedback score is 10 to 49)
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Member: since Oct-07-01 in United States
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Description  

You are bidding on a ďCertificate of Contribution towards Eliminating my Poorness.Ē  It will be mailed to you upon the end of auction.  This certificate will effectively represent you owning my poorness.   Should you knock out my poorness completely, I will send you an even better certificate acknowledging the ENDING of my poorness.   There is a picture representing the Real Certificate, but I did not want to show the real one yet, Iím afraid that its luster might take attention away from what I am really selling here, my poorness.

The rich keep getting richer but now itís time for the poor make some money.  It takes money to make money, so what do you say?  Let me make some money.

Please buy my poorness and do with it what you like, burn it, throw it away, do whatever you can to destroy it, just remember that I wonít take it back.

I can barely afford to clothe myself, and I have the picture to prove it, look at me, Iím doing the classic ďI have no moneyĒ pose.

Look at the picture of me on the beach in California, I show this to everyone so I can have vacation stories to tell.  You might not notice, but that picture isnít real, Iíve never even been to California.

There is a picture of a man that partially raised me... you can see I need some help.  I have to wear a helmet, circa 1960's, when I ride my "borrowed" bicycle, because I can't afford a decent one, my life is at stake here. I couldn't afford to take swimming lessons, so my summers are spent in kiddy pools.

When you buy this, you will not only become a part of history (Iím a pretty big deal), you will be able to pass my poorness onto future generations, if you decide not to destroy it.  The history books will remember you for ending the poorness of one of the futureís greatest contributors to society. 

This is a wonderful opportunity for both of us and I hope that together, we can take advantage of it.


On Oct-10-06 at 11:27:40 PDT, seller added the following information:


On Oct-11-06 at 20:00:09 PDT, seller added the following information:

Sooo... Ebay decided to remove my "Buy it now" price of $1,000,000. So I'm putting it back. $1,000,000 and I'll end the auction early. Thanks.


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Questions from other members
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Oct-13-06 
A: If anything, I will sell it, but first, I am selling my poorness.
Q: Is it true that you are actually Paul from the Wonder Years and now you are raising money to support your coke habit?
Oct-13-06 
A: Sorry, Not me. Josh Saviano (born March 31, 1976) is an American actor who played Kevin Arnold's best friend, Paul Joshua Pfeiffer, in the situation...
Q: It should be noted that MattPauley.com featured your poorness for sale much sooner than these other websites hopped on!
Oct-13-06 
A: How could I forget? Thanks MattPauley. http://blog.mattpauley.com/2006/10/10/yep-these-are-my-friends.aspx
Q: Congrats! You're The #5 Featured Auction at WAYOUTAUCTIONS!
Oct-13-06 
A: My dream... #1
Q: YOUR POORNESS is being watched from the front page of the nut house at TOTALLYCRAZYAUCTIONS
Oct-13-06 
A: Thanks TOTALLYCRAZYAUCTIONS.com the more people that watch me in my underwear, the better.
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